Modern version of the "Birds & the Bees"
This is much easier to explain than the real facts.
A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, will you tell me
how was I born?" The father debates answering, but finally says:
"Well, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom
and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. I set up a date
via e-mail with your Mom and we then met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a
secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon
as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a
firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, a blessed
little Pop-Up appeared nine months later and said - You've Got Male!"
My second best friend and I haven't talked for almost a full year....it will be a year sometime in Jan or Feb of next year.
I guess in a way, I can't really blame her because I did miss her wedding. But, I did try to make it there. My car just broke down. I even got into a fight with my wife that day.
But, I guess it was unforgivable. *shrug*
Anyway, I was talking with my wife about how she is going to be pinching our kids cheeks when they are like 30. It reminded me that my friend was pregnant and I don't know how her baby or pregnancy was.
*shrug*
Onto better topics!!! My wife is SOOOOO adorable. One of our cats has little white toe socks on her front toes. My wife thinks they are the cutest things. She just ohs and ahs and tries to pet the cats feet. It is so cute. :)
I love you hunny!!! :)